Training Like Rocky...By Chasing Headless Chickens

This one speaks for itself. You cannot believe how quickly a chicken will move when it's freed from its head! Chasing such a chicken increases your quickness and also helps build the killer instinct every good fighter needs.

Training Like Rocky...By Drinking Less!

I decided to take a vow to drink less, in honor of my man, Rocky Balboa. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not doing nothing crazy like giving up the sauce altogether. No, that would be crazy. Instead I'm going to try to drink just to the point of drunkeness, and then only have a drink or two after, instead of just going until I pass out.

Yo, Wino Pete, you maybe could follow this advice, too, ya bum!

So I'm drinking less. Already I feel my hangover's going away!

Training Like Rocky...In a Meatpacking Plant

Now wouldn't you know it, but I can't find one meatpacking plant that'll let me beat on slabs of beef, ala my boy Rocky Balboa.

What's wrong with this world?

I might actually have to join a boxing gym. Hopefully I can get my own locker.

Training Like Rocky...by Eating Raw Eggs

Yo, yo yo...this is South Philly Phil here to report on my training for my big scrap with that big goofball Pete down the corner, at O'Houlihans. Pete talked some serious smack about my sister, Maria, so you know he's going to pay the price...with a big beatdown, South Philly style!

It's all about the diet, I heard someone say once. I need to cut down the grease and chocolate, and increase the protein. So I'm eating raw eggs every morning. Just like my man Rocky.