Training Like Rocky for the Double Deuce

I've been beating up on Wino Pete and other assorted "tough" guys and derelicts in preparation for my trip to Jasper, Missouri, to help out my man Dalton from Road House kick some ass and take some name at the Double Deuce. Now, Dalton's more of a "Zen" guy, whatever the hell that means, but me, well, I like to trow punches and worry about the repercussions later, if at all.

That's just one of the South Philly Rules, my friends. Some things will never change. And Brad Wesley and all his progeny, you damn clones, you better get ready to take a beating, or else!

Training Like Rocky...by Eating Raw Eggs

Yo, yo yo...this is South Philly Phil here to report on my training for my big scrap with that big goofball Pete down the corner, at O'Houlihans. Pete talked some serious smack about my sister, Maria, so you know he's going to pay the price...with a big beatdown, South Philly style!

It's all about the diet, I heard someone say once. I need to cut down the grease and chocolate, and increase the protein. So I'm eating raw eggs every morning. Just like my man Rocky.